Hey I'm Tiny P. Billie. I'm the two armed drummer for the Culver City Hillbillies, but not for long. My cousin Billy says that I'm twice as good as the drummer for Def Leopard. So as soon as we put my second arm in the deep freeze I'm gonna be the best one armed drummer in the world. Kiss my ass Rick Allen. Were gonna be twice as rich and famous as your band and I'm gonna have the doctors put my arm back on after we retire from the music business cause I REMEMBERD to freeze my arm you dummy.
P.S. I am changing my middle name from Peter to Paul so if any of you asaholes think your gonna pick on me like my family does, Im gonna knock your ass cold.
